This is quite possibly the most random post of all time, but I've got 2 things to say.
1) What crazy Chicago ticket officer would give the Weinermobile a parking ticket?!? I mean, honestly- it's the Weinermobile! You can't ticket that! The Weinermobile was often parked at a random hotel that was on my way to school and it greeted me nearly every morning. It's got a special place in my heart.
2) One of the interns apparently just bought a big thing of bologna, because he/she has made a bologna sandwich EVERY DAY for the past week or so. It smells rancid. Who above the age of 10 eats a bologna sandwich, anyway?? Stop making the office smell like processed meat!