Wednesday, June 20, 2007

i miss atlanta.

Sure, DC has the crazy "The Vatican Hides Pedophiles" guy and workout man on 19th St., but neither of them can hold a candle to my man with the master plan: Baton Bob.

Baton Bob, in my opinion, has recently beat out Bob Barker as the greatest Bob on Earth. He is out in Midtown every day, twirling his little baton heart out. After Christopher Reeves died, what did Bob do? Well, he wore a Superman costume to honor our fallen hero. He dons reindeer antlers at Christmas and an Easter bunny costume in the Spring. Why does Bob do this, you ask? Bob lost his job in the aftermath of 9/11 and decided that this country needed something uplifting. Apparently, the best way to put a smile on someone's face is to crosdress and twirl a baton like there's no tomorrow. Ah, I love this man.

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